Teachers |SubmittedBy:GoodBoy22 Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained that driving so slowly on the highway could be hazardous. The driver pointed out the sign that read "20." He explained that he was going 20 mph because of the sign. The policeman pointed out that the sign indicated they were driving on Highway 20. Somewhat embarrassed the professor apologized and promised to be more observant. As the policeman turned to walk back to his car, he noticed the other two professors on the floor ...looking scared to death! He asked the driver, "What's wrong with them?" The driver replied, "We just turned off Highway 105.
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sardars | Submited By:mahesh 19 sardars went for a movie 1 an asked why 19 sardars come here to see a moie,sardars:because it was 18 and above Top

doctor and patient | Submited By:jyotirmay Docter to tintumon:u will die within 2 hours.Do u want to see any one before u die? Tintumon:Yes,A GOOD DOCTER Top

title nu maro goli joke padoo | Submited By:dhruv 1 din master ji ne student nu keha koi mahobat vala sher suna.... student:- Mota marta moti pe,bhukha marta roti pe, Master ji ki 2 betiyan,main marta choti pe... thank you thank you.... Top

pandit | Submited By:himanshu there were two pandit one said(hara hara ganga) the other said(chup bhat nanga THANKYOU froom hero Top

name in english | Submited By:lilly one day a man was going through a city ,his name was SURAJ PRAKAASH. SUDDENLY HE MET ONE AMRICA BOY,THE BOY ASKED WAT IS UR NAME? HE ANSWERED "SURAJ PRAKAASH" . HE SAID ..TELL IN ENGLISH. HE ANSWERED DAT MY NAME IS SUNLIGHT... MEANING: SURAJ:SUN PRAKAASH:LIGHT!!!!!!!/ HA HA HA HA Top